Eliza for Java -- Free Psychotherapy

Eliza was one of the first attempts at Aritficial Intelligence, and has been widely distributed in BASIC. Ask questions and get conjugated responses based on a keyword/response set. Look at the source code to see how it works. And, yes, I really should update this to use the Java Swing 1.0 classes. ;)

Note: I make no warranty of fitness for this software for any purpose, including solving your life's problems.