HI! Our "names" are "'Nardo" and "Newty," two former sinners who have recently accepted Jesus Christ into our respective hearts as our personal Lord and Savior. Before we were washed in the blood of the Lamb, we were typical homosexual lovers, showing our mutual dependence by performing degrading and immoral sexual acts, and reveling in our sordid lifestyle. Now that Jesus has entered our lives, our relationship is going to change in a unique and dramatic way. We are about to leave the safety of complete moral unaccountability and physical gratification, and become upstanding, clean-living citizens with obedient wives and respectable tastes in wardrobe and hairstyle. In this, we are typical of ever-increasing numbers of homosexuals who have been straightened by the all-penetrating love of Jesus Christ. There is, however, one big difference between these homosexuals and ourselves. They won't be proving themselves live before a potential audience of 100 million people. . .


THAT'S RIGHT, LIVE ON THE INTERNET!

YUP, REALLY LIVE, REALLY ON THE INTERNET!